Dallas beat Indianapolis 27–23, gained more than 500 yards, and somehow turned a game it should have controlled into another emergency evacuation of my nervous system. By Marty Gaines | The Doomsday Legacy The Dallas Cowboys vs Colts 2026 matchup should have been a comfortable victory, but 14 penalties, costly turnovers and another frantic finish gave Marty Gaines plenty to grumble about. Well, I'll be damned. The Dallas Cowboys won a football game. And not just any football

Gardner Minshew looked unstoppable, Dallas played scared, and Marty Gaines has a few things to say about a spectacular collapse.

By Marty Gaines | The Doomsday Legacy Well, I'll be damned. The Dallas Cowboys went into Philadelphia and came out with a victory. “If you watched Cowboys vs Eagles 2026 expecting me to spend the morning celebrating, you clearly haven't met me.” A victory! In Philadelphia! You'd think that would be enough to put a smile on my face, wouldn't you? And it did. Briefly. Then I remembered the third-down defense. And the penalties. Sweet merciful Landry, the penalties. Now, before

Third-and-nine? Throw it four. Marty Gaines has had enough of the Cowboys' cautious play-calling, endless short passes, and disappearing first downs.

Well, good morning, Cowboys fans. Pull up a chair. Pour yourself some coffee. If you've got something stronger, I won't judge you. Although at this hour, my doctor probably would. I've been sitting on this porch trying to figure out exactly what I watched last night. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers came into this game with an 0–4 record. Zero wins. Four losses. A team that hadn't managed to beat anybody all season. Naturally, they found the Dallas Cowboys. And left with a 24–16 vict